In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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