Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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