let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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