Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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