If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
