i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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