going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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