Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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