You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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