What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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