we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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