and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
we have officially lost it.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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