im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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