We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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