That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
