Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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