My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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