Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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