they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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