I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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