omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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