of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Even my vagina gasped.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
