is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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