so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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