ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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