Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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