So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just pee around me
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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