i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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