it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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