nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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