I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
the raccoons are back...
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