I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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