There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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