Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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