Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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