Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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