it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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