what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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