I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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