Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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