never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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