Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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