Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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