i think i have herpe
just one?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Randomize
