Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
that may or may not have been my penis.
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