How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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