then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
