Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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