Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I could make wine with my vomit
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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