ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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